Because at this point in life, we don’t compete — we hydrate, caffeinate, and mind our damn business.
This mug is the perfect daily reminder that jealousy ages you faster than cheap wine and bad lighting.

Sip your coffee with confidence (and a little side-eye).

Details:

• 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug with colored rim + handle

• Dishwasher + microwave safe

• Designed for women who’ve earned their resting “don’t even” face

• From The Low Road Society — where the tea is hot, the coffee is strong, and the vibes are honest.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap